Friday, 12 June 2015

pop up store/craft show

[16:46] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> we arn't doing like actual stores.. more like products.. its going to be in psychical world
[16:46] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> at a store in town
[16:46] <Dias> I imagine you can'[t run a "cash only" policy for transactions (:P)
[16:46] <Dias> oh
[16:46] <Dias> OH
[16:46] <Dias> brick/mortar
[16:46] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> yeah
[16:47] <Dias> Do you plan on accompanying your products with some informational literature?
[16:47] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> (some?) of my products will be literature
[16:48] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> depending on how many i make
[16:48] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> at this point the book is the only thing definately happening
[16:50] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> \but yeah
[16:50] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> the thing about craftshows that i like
[16:50] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> is like the volume of meaningless information
[16:51] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> becuase most design oriented objects are calculated to sell on appeal or decorative function
[16:51] <Dias> ic
[16:52] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> so you can slip something really surreal into that enviroment and it fits
[16:52] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> like informercials :P
[16:53] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> slip anything weird into a block of informercials and it will read as being just as real as the informercials
[16:54] <Dias> That's usually due to the nature of the airinig of informaercials @ very unpopular tv viewing times
[16:55] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> any time with infomericals would be unpopular
[16:55] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> look at the shopping channel... you could slip weird shit in their at any time
[16:55] <Dias> "GET RICH QUICK BY FLIPPING HOUSES! LEARN MORE FROM THIS PERSON'S BOOK! AND ALSO HOW TO APPLY FOR LOANS!!!"
[16:56] <Dias> ooh ooh I wanna slip in human slaves and inappropriate adult products!
[16:56] <Dias> (If that was legal, QVC would be selling those like hotcakes)
[16:58] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> i'm reprinting a story i found in an old news paper
[16:58] <Dias> O_O
[16:58] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> written by a 12 year old in 1934
[16:59] <Dias> I hope you're usin the proper citations and shit
[16:59] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> its about a little girl whose grandmother is a witch
[16:59] <Dias> use the proper rules for MLA formatting :)
[17:00] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> she meets some dwarfs in the front garden and tells them she doesn't want to be a witch
[17:00] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> so she climbs into their dreambag and becomes a dream
[17:01] <Dias> hahaha
[17:02] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> its good. self annihilation.
[17:03] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> will go well next to the cushions with hand painted roses
[17:03] <LegalAndMoralSaveYourScorn> and custom skateboard decks